Taking the piss out of fandom, one crack fic at a time.
Sass Level: Insane. Sarcasm Game: Strong AF
I enjoy favs, but also delightful comments and constructive criticism/pointers on my work :3
('I dun liek teh pairing iz icky' is not constructive. That's opinion/feefees and I'm going to keep on writing about 'em regardless fyi.)
Am a self aware tentacle with high stats in 'pervyness'.
Am a Pirate
Am a Pervert (trust me, my kink list is long as the sun is hot)
Enjoy brutally subverting what can occur in a B/B themed crack shipping.
Am The Designated Tentacle Wrangler (tm) of the RE Fandom
Can be found under the same name on AO3 (shrugs) and FF.net (bleh)
Beat up genre boxes for fun and murders literature conventions for sport.
Am Guilty of fetishizing trenchcoats and rocket launchers
Am able to make lipless monsters remotely 'hot'. You're
Retired un-retired Anime geek
Am a pegasister I guess. /shrugs
Am a filthy, trash Nemmy/Jill shipper. It iz wat it iz.
Then again I <3 most crack pairings (especially monster/human ones).
*Hell, if it's a good convincing read I'll like any pairing tbh*
Seriously, if the plot (hurr) is redic good I'll still like it. I enjoy variety.
I -own- my weirdness.
NOTE: Make sure you spray your newly purchased Monster down liberally with water before use. Keep your receipt in case - nothing is worse then finding out you were scammed and stuck with owning a pretty boy in Monster paint.
Oh, oh, you wanna super? WELL NEMESIS DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Personal Quote: "Whatever floats your boat - I'm just a boat carrying loads of high grade crack." & "The
blood thirst is real!"